Ph.D !?

I wanna know what you're trying to tell me ! lol Because I dont like being in pain, dont like taking pills....yet i'm ALWAYS hurting. For 2 weeks it's been my ear and now I have a toothache ! Can someone come out from behind a bush and yell GOTCHA ! Seriously! I feel like my whole right side has had some type of trauma and I didnt know about it until after it happened! Screw you anatomy ! I thought I had you all figured out by now. I feed you, and I dress you...I dont smoke or drink or do drugs...
I dont even swear! I take care of our spirituality and everything but you stay sick! I would punch you but that would hurt me. I'm tired of "sleeping it off" because all that does it waste my day. I'm so frustrated. Im not giving the doctors anymore of my money just to have them tell me they arent sure but they'll 'run some tests'. I'm not paying them to make me a science experiment and bill me for a lab fee. Ridiculous !!! && Can someone tell me how my doctor is qualified enough to treat me when she didnt even study medicine !? She has two degrees, one in Psychology and the other in Graphic Design
which one of those spell out medical doctor??? && Yes, I know... " but Psychology requires medical school to be a Psychiatrist" but she only got her BA in it. Screw this !! Me being a black woman couldnt have gotten this job half-qualified! I wanna see some credentials. I'm blaming her for my pain lol b/c she didnt know enough to help me. Loser doctor.

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Why anyone would wanna be a gynecologist...I have no idea
but after this experience, I can tell that im going to be dreading every visit.

Deafening Silence

You know what sucks ?
Being someone who rarely talks about feelings
finding someone you can share that with
and them not wanting to talk to you

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:X

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How to tell a GOOD JOKE

An indication that you have successfully told a joke is that everyone laughs. You laugh when you see everyone else laughing and "yay", you can now consider yourself funny. Now, let me tell you what ISNT a good example of joke telling:
WHEN YOU TRY TO HIT SOMEONE WITH
YOUR CAR
and then chuckle "I was just playing"
..... OOOOH so, that's what it feels like to have someone nearly end your life for their own amusement. I'm glad I know now.